This Might Shock The Women Too
I’ve met women who proudly claim they’ve never pushed out a stinky cloud in front of their boyfriend or husband. They either hold it in and hope it goes away, run to the bathroom for a quick release, or become pros at letting them slip slowly and quietly, crossing their fingers there’s no smell to tattle on them. This is why some men believe their lovers don’t fart.
I hate to break it to you ladies, but your men have probably heard you blowing booty bubbles in your sleep and have been too polite to say anything. Don’t feel too bad. We all do it, between 12 to 25 times a day, to be exact. Another fun fact: women also have more hydrogen sulfide in their farts than men. That’s the chemical that makes them smelly.