Dream-You Should Have Done Better
Dreams can feel intensely vivid to all the senses thanks to our thalamus. They can be so emotionally charged that it takes us a while to transition from the drama in Dreamland back to real life when we wake up in the morning, and if the dream is jarring enough, we’ll remember it all day.
With an average of three to five dreams a night, that leaves a lot of opportunities for the dream version of you to do something stupid in someone else’s head. We know it’s not your fault, but it feels like it is, so just apologize to us for checking out that hot girl with snakes for hands and let’s get on with the day.