The peephole
We hate the name for the hole you look through to see who is at the door, ‘peephole’. It sounds so awkward and wrong, like the person who came up with that was having jokes on everything else. Kind of like the same person who put this giant window next to a peephole.
Just how does this make any sense whatsoever, no matter who comes to the door they will see you. The worst part is you can’t even ignore them if you don’t want to answer the door because they will see you too. We mean, you could turn around and not open the door but that would be very rude.