Stone Cold Steve
Who better to watch your home than the wrestling icon himself, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin? If anyone dared to break in, the megastar from the professional wrestling world would surely take care of it. The only problem is that this is not actually him, it’s a doll not even half of his size.
So maybe a lifeless doll could not fight a burglar or an intruder, but it would definitely distract them long enough for you to call the police. Who wouldn’t stop and look at this thing before moving on inside, it is worth a few moments of attention that is for sure.