Stop right there! Have you checked yourself out in the mirror before venturing outside? You could find yourself one sashay away from a call to the fashion police if you dare step out in any of these ridiculously zany looks. You’ll have the chance to plead your case in the court of couture, but remember, even though fashion is a highly individualistic and subjective matter, some threads simply won’t fly. A lucky handful can get away with suffering from a case of the uglies because they’re ultra-convenient or serve a purpose, but they have to convince us they’re worth the cringe. Today we’re checking out some questionable fashion finds that walk the thin line between acceptable and absolutely awful. Everyone deserves thoughtful consideration, so we’ll do our best to find the good in these bad designs, but we can’t promise everyone will get off the hook with a gentle warning.
The Busty Blouse
Going out for the night means doing all the preliminary party checks, like ensuring your cowlick is covered, and your undies aren’t peeking out from under your dangerously short skirt. For the extra-blessed in the chest, a quick cleavage check is a must because there’s not only a time and place for sexy clothing but a way to do it safely.
This woman’s blouse looks like it’s a mere two seconds away from losing the middle button to the intense game of tug-o-war being played by the opposing sides of her chest. If she’s not careful, it could shoot off her shirt and into someone’s eye. Hopefully, the party planner has insurance.