Terrifying Trousers
How many times have you laid awake in bed at night when you suddenly noticed a monster-shaped shadow in the corner of your eye, glaring at you and urging you to turn the light on with a sigh of relief and a laugh because it was only your work pants draped over the chair?
These pants and their evil eye-like pockets and buttons give us the creeps even with the lights on. They look like they suspect we’re about to iron them a little too hot and are threatening to tell everyone about our browser history unless we cut them loose. They aren’t necessarily a wrong fashion choice, but we advise tossing them in the hamper next time to avoid the judgmental stares.