Big Bad Beard
Facial hair can tell you a lot about a person. A 5 o’clock shadow says you’ve been hustling hard all night and didn’t have time to pick up a razor before going back to the grind. At the same time, a well-manicured goatee tells people you appreciate the attention to fashionable details. Then, there are the beards.
The ladies love the beard, but if you don’t love the ladies, you might go for this Predator-inspired style that will transform your face from a cuddly bear to a ferocious fiend to scare them off. Despite the threatening appearance, we applaud this beard as a cheap and efficient way to enforce social distancing.