Floating Fashion
As we’ve said before, we can easily forgive cringey fashion if it proves to be functional, but this one has us wondering if we’re going to need a lifeguard. Everyone loves to stretch out for a day in the sun as they float around the pool on a raft with a good book and a cold drink, but becoming the raft has dangerous implications.
All it would take is one big mean wave to topple you over face-down in the water, where it would be life-threateningly challenging to roll back over for air. We enjoy being alive, so we’re giving this look a bunch of giant red x’s, and capital NO’s for safety reasons. But if you are in the mood to float in a lake, maybe this look could work for you.