We’ll Pass On The Poots
Chances are, if it’s hanging in a shop that sells counterfeit Chanel slides next to questionable Nikes, it’s a big fat fashion, don’t. It might be tempting because it’s cheap and “different” from anything else you’ve ever seen, but that doesn’t make it a good idea, especially when we don’t even know what to call them.
Are they pants, boots, bants, or poots? They look convenient for taking your pants and shoes off simultaneously, but we can’t get over the eyesore. We know we said functionality was a good defense when charged with crimes of heinously obnoxious fashion, but this is one instance in which your only way out is to plead insanity.