Roasted By Their Mom
They say mothers love their children unconditionally but sometimes, they have a funny way of showing it, especially when they burn their own offspring without any hesitation. The OP posted about the time his parents were replacing their 7-year-old coffee machine.
Apparently, he took a second to tell his mom that that’s not old and that he has sheets older than that. His mother didn’t even blink before pointing out that his sheets were probably not getting as much action as their coffee machine. Oh, mom! Aren’t they the best? Maybe this is their way of getting payback for all those tantrums they’ve had to deal with.