What Traffic?
We get it, it’s hard to come up with captions for pictures that you post online, especially if they’re selfies. We mean, when the sole purpose of a picture is to literally just show off your face, you can’t really say much, can you? This guy decided to go with the age-old “Stuck in traffic” lie.

Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that sunglasses are like mirrors to your social media lies and got busted when someone posted a close-up shot that clearly shows there was no traffic for miles. Does that mean he was taking selfies while driving? Not cool, buddy, not cool!