55 Funny Online Burns That Probably Needed a First Aid Kit

What Traffic?

We get it, it’s hard to come up with captions for pictures that you post online, especially if they’re selfies. We mean, when the sole purpose of a picture is to literally just show off your face, you can’t really say much, can you? This guy decided to go with the age-old “Stuck in traffic” lie.

Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that sunglasses are like mirrors to your social media lies and got busted when someone posted a close-up shot that clearly shows there was no traffic for miles. Does that mean he was taking selfies while driving? Not cool, buddy, not cool!