If you have someone you can share friendly banter and insults with, consider yourself lucky. There’s nothing more wholesome than that, really. These two friends were discussing why “Clifford the Big Red Dog” was so big. According to one of them, it was because Emily Elizabeth loved him so much that she turned him into a “big boi.”
The other person quickly pointed out that considering their friend’s dog was small, what does it say about them? The friend didn’t hold back when they came back with a little burn of their own. Ka-Boom! Now that that’s out of the way, can someone tell us why Clifford was red?