Not the Sharpest
Kids get up to all sorts of mischief but usually, that doesn’t involve doing what this person claimed to do – sharpen their fingers in a pencil sharpener when they were 6 years old. We have a couple of questions but the biggest one is why? Why would anyone do that to themselves?
While the last thing to come to our minds after reading that is a funny comment, this person actually did just that by suggesting that maybe the OP realized at an early age that they weren’t that sharp. Okay, we admit that was pretty clever. Only a sharp mind could think of something so witty. Sorry, not sorry!