The perfect ugly sweater
The only time of the year where it’s acceptable to hand out ugly sweaters is during the holiday season. Every other time, you’re in for a good bashing. In fact, it’s tradition to wear the worst sweater you have in your wardrobe, and some offices even hold ugly sweater costumes where the prize is another ugly sweater. Neat!

The story behind this sweater is that the grandparent who gave it to the child didn’t know what was going on. It looked like a beautiful, hand-knit sweater with Santa and the writing Merry Christmas. However, upon closer inspection, it’s actually Santa Clause writing the words in his urine. Faaaaantastic.