Who thought this was a good idea?
Jump. For. Joy. This Santa decoration asking people to jump for joy wouldn’t seem all that bad. After all, it’s Christmas, and we’d love to jump for joy after receiving all of the cool gifts from our parents and St. Nick. But if you’re putting this Jump For Joy decoration piece on a bridge, well, that’s tactless to say the least.
If there’s one thing you shouldn’t do on a bridge, it’s jump. Whether it’s for joy or depression, stay right where you are and someone will come to fetch you. We don’t say this very often, guys, but don’t listen to Santa. He’s evil.