No syrup for me, please
This has got to best the best Christmas-theme poster fail of all time. Apparently, there’s some charity event going on at 2175 Lincoln Avenue where people need to pay $8 to have Santa spray his holiday cheer all over their pancakes. We don’t exactly know what this is, but can we sign up twice?

We’re not exactly the best designers on the planet, but we think it wouldn’t be difficult to move Santa a couple of inches up and away from the syrup. Unless these people designed the poster using Word, then maybe Santa just happened to end up in that unfortunate spot after playing around with the page layout.