Isn’t Rudolph’s nose supposed to be red?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it. You would even say it, his nose, glows. Oh, this is just one huge misunderstanding. That red object right between his legs isn’t what we think it is. Those are red berries! Actual berries, mind you.
This blow-up decoration appears to be in a mall or shopping center of some sort. The kind of place where you’d take your children and not worry about reindeer flashing them the goods. We seriously hope that Dasher is reminding Rudolph to hide his shame.