It’s All Ogre Now
I mean, you can’t tell me you didn’t laugh just from reading the title of this customer review alone. It’s genius! If I was in this customer’s shoes, I’d also feel bad about not getting exactly what I ordered. Dear God, look how they murdered the poor bear. Obviously, something happened to the bear as it was being shipped—— and the customer had the perfect description of what happened……
Somebody once told me—— that Shrek made love to the bear a la Fifty Shades of Grey, which is why it looks so busted! How could anyone discredit this theory? In fact, when you look at the bear, you can actually agree that it is exactly what happened. The title is the perfect cherry on top for this hilarious review!