A Volty Story
What is more awesome than this 950,000 volts stun gun?—- This review right here. Oh wait, this isn’t even a review anymore. It is a story, a wonderful story. Wonderful enough to be the plot of an actual action or superhero film. A Marvel Cinematic Universe worthy of a review, this story isn’t just a clown, it is a whole circus due to how funny it is.
You know what, just read the whole story and see for yourself. I’ll wait till you finish. Are you done? Alright, good. I can’t see you right now, but I’m sure your tears have already fallen from laughing. In fact, you might still be laughing until now. Now forget about the product and give this review a 5 star rating!