Dad Brain
We’ve already established that science says mom brain is a real thing. What about dad brain? When dad leaves the WD-40 in the fridge, does he have a get-out-of-fail-free card, or will he have to pretend it was on purpose and come up with a groan-inducing dad joke to cover his tracks?
Science is on dad’s side this time, as studies have shown that mom isn’t suffering from a case of the dumbs alone. Men’s brains can shrink up to two percent. Although they don’t experience as many neurological changes as women, dad still goes through his fair share, so maybe we’ll let this one fly.