Alternative Fireworks
In a world where we accept alternative facts, why not alternative fireworks? The Fourth of July is that special time of year when Americans light things on fire and show their patriotism with expensive explosives. Unfortunately, not everyone has time to hit the fireworks stand before the festivities kick off.
That wasn’t going to stop this dad from letting his daughter indulge in her inner pyromaniac. He replaced the roman candles with roadside flares and gave her a bottle of charcoal fluid and a barbeque. It’s more exciting than a box of Pop-Its, but it doesn’t hold a flame to the #1 seller, The Excalibur.