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King Frederick of Prussia said, “A dog is a man’s best friend,” but he never said anything about making their portraits bigger than your family photos in your office. Dog lovers like this dad might protest, “But the dog is family too,” to which scorned children may recommend living in the dog’s house when they hit old age.
We don’t know what this dog did to earn the extra shelf space. We’re guessing it has to do with the fact that the golden retriever is clearly an accomplished astronaut while the other kids in the family work a regular ol’ nine to five and have never left their hometown.