Gotcha!
Things can get tricky when you’re the only pair of eyes around to watch a baby who isn’t afraid to whip out their best parkour tricks to escape the crib and playpen, so what do you do when you have to take a quick trip to the bathroom or grab the load of laundry that’s been buzzing for attention?
Tie the baby by their stretchy pajama legs to a table, obviously. The fail here is that Dad forgot how unbelievably strong infants are, and Junior here will probably pull himself away with the table. Have you ever tried to take anything out of a baby’s hand? You know the superhuman strength I’m talking about.