Dad’s Bright Idea
Reading the fine print on an Amazon listing is boring. We want to glance at the photos, imagine it in our house, and hit the add to cart button ASAP so we can start the countdown to delivery. After a gigantic gaffe, this dad probably has a newfound appreciation for the finer details of internet shopping.
The internet is full of funny stories showing people who skipped reading the specs and wound up with clothing and furniture you’s swear was made for ants. Dad must have placed his order on Opposite Day to end up with lamps big enough for King Kong’s nightstand. Either that, or he misread 10’ as 10”.