Throw Sugar at Them
Remember the ominous sign about eating children we’ve seen earlier on the list? Well, here’s another particularly dangerous place for children to live. Children with diabetes, anyway. Layout is king when you’re putting together this kind of sign or announcement.
I don’t really fancy heading over to this Christmas Bazaar and Craft Show. I don’t know, watching people fight diabetic children isn’t my idea of a good time. Literal people who turn up to the event might not have their expectations met. This is why you should never take things too literally.