Don’t Let Them Eat Cake
We’re going to be completely honest with you. Do you know how difficult it is to cut a cake into perfect wedges? Sometimes, you end up not cutting the cake straight down the center. That isn’t the biggest of deals, though, since it was an honest mistake. No harm, no foul.
But the person who cut this cake intended harm, and thus, resulted in a ton of fouls. We have a feeling that this cake-cutter was on a diet and only wanted to cut a tiny piece for themselves. In doing so, they ruined the dang cake for everyone. Good going.