Who Does This?
Hey, have you heard the Kit Kat jingle? “Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar?” Break me off a piece! The jingle singer doesn’t ask you to bite into the Kit Kat bar like some maniac! However, we admire the person who went through the trouble of ruining this Kit Kat bar, even though it makes our blood boil.
Here’s the law regarding how one consumes Kit Kat bars. You break a piece off of it, eat it, then break another piece. Ad infinitum until the Kit Kat bar no longer exists. You don’t fold the candy in half, take a bit, then unfold it! How do you even do this?!