Cement Hopper
So, when this guy stumbled across a mysterious metal object in the middle of the woods, his first response wasn’t to get out of dodge. Instead, he decided that it’d be safe to snap an up-close picture of the mysterious object while there weren’t any witnesses around him. Not pretty smart, but at the end of the day, he really didn’t have to worry about a thing. And by “he,” we mean “we.”
This cylindrical metal object with a slightly tapered end was nothing but a cement hopper that cranes carry to pour concrete onto tall buildings. What it was doing in the middle of the forest is anyone’s guess.