Quality Time
When you’re a couple, it’s important to spend quality time together. It helps you connect and brings you closer together. Most people usually think of activities like hiking, going to the beach, cooking together, having a movie marathon, and other similar things. However, whoever lived in this house before the OP had a pretty strange idea of “quality time.”
Apparently, the house has two toilets facing each other! We don’t know what the original homeowners were thinking but being toilet buddies is as creepy as it can get. There’s close and then there’s too close for comfort and this definitely belongs to the latter category.