Speaking of Christmas, the bane of every parent’s life is your little cherub unwrapping their new toy on Christmas morning and reading the proviso “batteries not included.” Cue the manic rustle around the kitchen drawer only to find that you have the wrong size batteries or none at all.
This toy would not help with you feeling like the worse parent in the world. Are batteries included? Are they not? Who knows, with this interesting piece of product labeling. I really wish that all parts of the factory would be on the same page with things like this. It only leads to disappointment and recriminations, and nobody wants more of that at Christmas.