My new mask
They say that the longer couples stay together, the more they morph to look like each other. I’ve always quietly sniggered at older men and women who wander around town in matching cagoules. Or the one’s who’ve come downstairs wearing the same colors in the morning and not thought it worth going to change.
But then my husband and I would realize we’d worn the same sort of shirt to a party, or that our favorite jumpers were a very similar shade of green. This husband has gone one further, though, and decided that his wife obviously isn’t looking like him quickly enough. The mask is quite terrifying, and would definitely attract attention, especially when they’re out walking together.