Ready for the airplane
Ah, puns, the last resort of those people who think they’re funny, the core of all dad jokes. My dad was the king of puns, and we could hardly say anything at all without him turning it into a masterclass in grown-worthy jokes.
This girlfriend obviously felt that the terrible pun-inspired toast that her boyfriend served her was worthy of the attention of Twitter. It is a terrible joke, but worse than that it’s a terrible airplane. It looks more like a weird crossbow. I hope she felt better quickly and didn’t have to eat any more of his food.