Now, I love Jeff Goldblum as much as the next person, more perhaps. He was my favorite part of Jurassic Park, even more than the dinosaurs, and Independence Day is one of my all-time favorite films (yes, I’m a bit old school in my cinema habits). Even I, in my fandom, would be a little put off by this.
Imagine walking into your bathroom and seeing this face, more than life-size, in the mirror behind you. I think I’d jump about a mile, and I definitely wouldn’t be able to pee with him staring at me. I can’t imagine that this shower curtain is going to stick around for too long.