Shopping list
This is why I have a board stuck to the fridge where we write groceries after they’ve run out so that I never have to receive a text like this from my husband. All she did was send him a text asking him to write her a shopping list so that she could go to the store on her way home from work.
Obviously, this seemed far too much like hard work for her husband, who decided he could cut the process down considerably. I’m willing to bet that, when she got home and she’d forgotten half the things they needed, he complained that there was nothing to eat for lunch.