These Socks Don’t Rock
Cat lovers are dedicated to kitty cuteness. They don’t just have cats. They heart all the cat pictures on the internet, will ask to meet yours if you mention you have one, and if something has a cat on it, they’ll happily fork over the cash to buy it and take it home.
That doesn’t mean it will always work out. Take these socks, for example. If you don’t intend on doing anything with them other than staring at the cute picture of the kitty, they’re fantastic, but if you want to wear them, don’t be surprised when they stretch out and the kitten looks more like it smelled a fart that sent it to another dimension.