Who Was This Made For?
We know all about the problems with ordering formal wear online. The delicate, ornate laces always look like a mesh bug net sewn onto an unflattering camping tent, but you can’t go wrong with cotton, can you? Wrong. This photo has destroyed all our faith in even the simplest pieces of clothing arriving as described.
The color and fabric match, but the cut and length are a form-fitting nightmare if you were hoping to hulk out at the gym in a lanky tank. Either this was made for someone with a mile-long torso, or the Amazon fulfillment staff grabbed the first strappy gray thing they saw and chucked it into the shipment bin. Any suggestions on where our buyer can wear his new athletic wear?