The Early Bird Gets Hated by the Neighborhood
They say that the early bird gets the worm, but that also means the late worm doesn’t get eaten. So, if you tend to wake up past 12 PM, it’s completely okay—you’re a late worm, not an early bird. Also, the early bird is a jerk and is hated by everyone in the HOA.
How many of you guys are rudely woken up on Saturday mornings by the incessant mowing sounds from your next-door neighbors? Doesn’t Old Man Jenkins know that we work from 8 to 8 every day and need to sleep in on Saturdays to subdue our murderous tendencies?