*Crunch Crunch Crunch*
Crunching your food while you eat is completely fine in our book. Our only problem with crunchy food is when people eat them at totally inappropriate times. But that pales in comparison to people who smack their lips while eating. Man, that smack-smack-smack sound really gets on our nerves.
If you’re eating with someone who smacks their lips, tell them that they’re one of the most annoying people in the world. Tell them that we said it. And if you smack your lips while eating, well, you already know what we think about you. Either keep your eating sounds to a minimum or don’t eat in public!