…Bless You
There are several traditions when it comes to celebrating a person’s birthday. The one we hate the most is pushing the birthday boy or girl’s face into the cake. Why would anyone destroy a perfectly good cake like that? They could’ve destroyed it by, you know, eating it, but whatever.
But shoving a person’s face into the birthday cake pales in comparison to this perfectly timed photograph. This kid, who probably had the flu or something, sneezed right on the cake as he was blowing out the candle. It’s disgusting, but c’mon! He’s just a kid! Just toss the cake out and make pancakes or something.