Give ‘Em a Crumb, They’ll Take the Whole Loaf
Squirrels, man. You give them a crumb, they want a slice. You give ‘em a slice, they’ll take the whole loaf. It’s not you can never please these disease-carrying rodents no matter how hard you try! They’ll even start stealing birdseeds if you leave them out in a feeder.
Here’s a tip: grease the birdfeeder’s pole with cooking oil. That way, squirrels will have trouble climbing up the pole and feasting on those delicious, delicious seeds. Plus, it’s entertaining as heck seeing a squirrel try to climb a slippery pole and fail time and time again. The only good thing about squirrels is that they plant forests without meaning to.