The Real Adult Drink Is Water
Staying hydrated is no joke. We all need water to function throughout the day, especially students whose brains are pushed to the limit day in and day out for nine months of the year. In this high school, they allowed students to bring a bottle of water or juice into class to keep students from becoming parched.
Then one kid thought it’d be cool if he could sneak a drink into class in his water bottle, not knowing that the drink’s odor was strong enough to raise the dead. After that, no water bottles for anyone. You were forced to drink the lukewarm water from the school’s drinking fountains. Pukatronic.