In the Slammer
Everyone has an obedient angel resting on one of their shoulders while a rebellious devil is hanging out on the other side, waiting to persuade you into doing the devious activity. Prior to going to jail, this woman admitted with her t-shirt that she and the devil get along very well.
But the naught activity sent her to jail that night, and her t-shirt is a little accurate by declaring herself at least 98% naughty. We don’t know what happened to the 2% angel side of her that seemed to completely disappear. All we know is that this t-shirt would be 100% accurate if it read “100% in the slammer.”