The Warning T-Shirt
Imagine walking around a store, browsing, or on your phone, not paying attention to what’s in front of you. Suddenly you look up and you see someone wearing a t-shirt reading “Fart Now Loading…” with a picture of the loading bar almost full, right above the fart’s exit door which happens to be facing you.
There would be no better time to run! But we actually have to commend this woman for her consideration. Far too often we find ourselves in the presence of other people’s smelly farts. And because their t-shirts never give us warnings, we can’t get out of there fast enough to avoid them.