Don’t Bother Ladies
Don’t even bother trying, ladies. This man has clearly stated on his t-shirt that he will only exclusively date models. And he has every right to be that shallow and picky. There’s no doubt that tons of women are after him with his greasy t-shirt, beer belly, unkempt hair, and his out-of-style Tom Selleck mustache.
I really hope you noticed the sarcasm there. The truth is, this guy was probably trying to make others laugh without realizing that the chances of him being laughed at were greater. It’s not an issue of having a sense of humor. T-shirts like this are meant to be funny but come off as pompous instead.