Try plugging it into the HDMI port
People can be clueless at times. It doesn’t matter how long they’ve lived on this planet. If it doesn’t fit, they’ll find a wrong way around it. Here, you can see that someone has no idea why their laptop won’t read this USB drive.

Well, for starters, they plugged the drive into the LAN port, which you can tell by its shape is not the correct port. Secondly, have you literally tried everything? Did you flip the USB drive back and forth 20 times before it fit inside the LAN port? Next time, try Googling where to insert the USB drive.
