Low on black ink
Did we tell you how much we hate printers yet? Oh, yes, we did. Twice already. Well, here’s a third reason why printers are the absolute worst. Spontaneous combustion isn’t supposed to be a real thing, but printers are unpredictable devices that come from the pit of hell.

To give you an idea of what we mean, this tech support officer was summoned to the main office to handle a “printer malfunction.” What nobody told him was that the black ink cartridge decided to go explode without warning. There’s nothing the tech guy can do to fix this. They really should’ve called the janitor.