We Know What You Did
Unfortunately, one of the easiest things you can do to yourself post-breakup is to humiliate yourself. Almost every ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend has accomplished this in one way or another. This guy’s humiliation is worse because it happened via text, was screenshotted, and documented forever.
After some time went by, he finally reached the post-breakup phase where you give in to your temptation and text your ex that you miss them. However, when he did not receive a response from her three hours later, he tried to save himself by admitting that it wasn’t true and just a moment of weakness instead. I’m not sure if she’s going to buy that one, buddy!