Funny Tweets That Sum Up Marriage Life

When a woman tells you she doesn’t want food, don’t fall for it. Buy it anyway, or you’re going to end up not eating any of yours, especially during movie dates. No matter how many times she tells you not to buy her any popcorn, don’t listen. Buy a bigger bucket and see how it goes. Worst case scenario, there’s more left for you!

Any movie is made better with popcorn. That’s just a fact. It has nothing to do with hunger. Even if you think you’re not hungry, and even if you’re trying to watch your weight – the temptation is too big. We should just give in to it and accept it. Just tell your boyfriend you want some popcorn; he’ll appreciate the honesty.