When your wife jokes about divorcing you, it may not mean anything, or it may be because you got her unfrosted pop-tarts. There’s definitely no point in spending the rest of your life with a man who gets you unfrosted pop-tarts. We’re only kidding, of course. We’re sure the wife is joking about the divorce as well.
Let this be a lesson for all the men reading this. Don’t make the mistake of getting your wife unfrosted pop-tarts. It will not go unnoticed. If you’re going to buy her unfrosted Poptarts, it’s better not to buy anything. We must commend the wife’s sense of humor; we almost totally believed her divorce threat. For a second, we wondered what happened to “for better or worse?”