Never Eat Pizza Alone
Not including your spouse in your after-work treats is a huge betrayal. And this woman’s husband did her one too painful – so painful she had to go rant on Twitter. Apparently, he had pizza all by himself, didn’t bring her any, and the stains followed him home to reveal his grievous crime.
We feel this woman’s pain. How could you show up with pizza stains and no pizza? Who does that? Pizza was meant to be shared. And as if it isn’t enough that this man got the treat without her and enjoyed it alone, he had the guts to bring in the evidence. Joking aside, we hope she never really knows what being cheated on feels like.